Introducing....Jordan Grayson!

Hello there, buddies.

Just a quick little post following on from the end of yesterdays where I did a quick introduction of a YouTuber!

This is some fan art of him:

This is actually him:

I expect all you girlies to flock in his direction....Just sayin'

Ok first thing is first....Twitter! If you could all click here and follow him on there you can find out more about all the things he gets up to and whatnot! So click there!

In case you didn't see the link to his channel last night, here it is again! Click here to hop on over there and hit that awesome button that says "subscribe"!


So here are a few facts about Jordan:

• He is 18 years old
• He is hoping to go to university in September 
• I think he might be more addicted to Twitter than I am
• His YouTube videos are pretty awesome
• Jordan might be as bad at drawing as I am (sorry :P)
• You should tweet him and tell him to do a video about me because I am awesome

So I have run out of facts....oops.

Jordan's YouTube channel has similar things to my blog so I am pretty sure you guys will really like him! You will have the pleasure of seeing this in his videos - I think we share the same sense of humour so enjoooooy!

I thought I would share some direct links to some of his videos here so that you can just click away and be all happy! If I can figure out how to do it, then you will be able to click on the pictures to go to his videos....but I am slightly retarded in doing that...I can code my blog but I can't link a picture...deary me. Turns out you just need to click play as I embedded the video - clever me!

Jordan Grayson - Draw My Life

Shit Girls Do That Guys Find Weird

5 Things Girls Hate About Guys

Jordan Failing At Accents (AKA I Suck At Accents)

Dumb Shit That People Do

To see more of his awesome videos the head on over to his channel!

Hope you guys to head over cause you will be missing out if you aren't!

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I hate shopping

Hello there, buddies!

Welcome to today's rant about the fact that I strongly dislike shopping. Yes, yes I know you are shocked to hear this from a girl, but I dislike fashion and shopping and all that shit. The only time that I find shopping relatively enjoyable is if I know that I need to go to one shop and I can get home.

I warn you now, this rant could get slightly out of hand and very extensive, so if you are easily offended or bored please look away now!

First of all, I would like to discuss the fact that I dislike trying things on, and fitting rooms in general. I really really do not like the fact that I have to change out of my clothes, as I spend a relatively long time in the morning putting my clothes on, doing my hair, and doing my make up. I  just literally cannot explain it. Having to change out of my normal clothes that I am already wearing to have to temporarily try on something, look in the mirror and take it off again. I just find this all very inconvenient and unnecessary. I find this more annoying in cheaper shops like Primark (no offence, Primark, I love you lots) as their changing rooms are not in the best of nick, and they just feel slightly gross. In comparison, there are changing rooms in shops like Next which are really quite nice, but I still find them so irritating. I have also found that not many changing rooms have stools/benches/seats for you to sit on when trying on certain items of clothing (e.g. jeans/bottoms). I don't know about you, but being able to sit down in something, especially skinny jeans, is very important. This then means that you have to either try and balance against the wall, or sit your ass on the floor....so unhygienic. It has been brought to my attention (by Vikki), that when she was in the changing rooms of a certain high street store, there was a significant amount of chewing gum stuck the the sides of a mirror....how bloody gross do people want to get?! There are a million bins all around places for you to put your gum, so why the fuck would you stick it to a mirror? Classy. I also get really agitated and irritated when someone makes me try something on. I don't know, maybe I am just a bit of a failure of a girl, or I have some genetic unbalance or something?

Then there is the issue of shop assistants. In my experience I have found that they go either way: they can be either very helpful, or they can simply not give a shit. I find it more annoying when they care too much, is that weird? I really dislike someone bugging me when I am in a store, simply because it means that I have to prolong my stay in a shop. Bleh. Whereas if they don't give a shit, it means you get get your stuff and go. So much easier. I am starting to think that I am really really weird....Does this apply to anyone else?

I now want to talk about clothes. Is it me or are they getting really skimpy and cheap looking? What happened to the good ol' days when the cardigans were full length, and the dresses didn't have the sides cut out of them? No offence to anyone who wears them as they look good on someone with a good figure. However, I am not a girl with a traditional good figure, and they just don't work on me. Also, fashion these days is just so beyond weird, but that is a conversation for a different day. I find that cheaper shops (I am a student, I cannot afford bloody Chanel) their stock can be awesome one day, then in a few weeks it all goes to shit? What is with that?! 

Now comes a moment when I sympathise with men. Carrying bags is a bitch. I have been shopping with friends who have come out of shops £80 down with like 19308219 bags attached to their arms. There has only been once circumstance in my entire life when I have left town with more than 5 bags, and that was simply because I am getting far too fat and needed to get new summer clothes. I really hate it when I have more than 2 bags stuck in my hands or arms - they just get far too inconvenient. I find this occurs in other shops as you end up bumping into mannequins, people or stands. There have been numerous occasions where I have been on the receiving end of a bitch glare from someone I have hit with my bag. They also dig in to your hands and cut off the blood circulation, then you end up getting that horrible fuzzy feeling. It is so not worth it! If shopping is done online you don't have to carry any of that shit!

Also, it is me or are clothes literally quadrupling in price? There was a day not long ago when I could walk in to Primark, spend £15, and come out with like 5 new outfits. Now, I can't go in there and spend less than that on ONE outfit! Other shops, which were already way too expensive for my tiny budget, have doubled in price. Looks like I will be living off of charity shops soon. 

I am also getting very irritated with the sizing of clothes. Like most girls, I get quite upset if i am over a certain size - yes I can be typically girly sometimes, shocking I know. Cheaper shops, I find, have dodgy sizing and I can go from like a 14 in one shop, to a 10 in another. It is a good day for everyone if I come out of a shop with a size 10, but as soon as I end up being a 14 we need to go home. Please can we not just have some universal size for every shop?! Please?!

Then there is the issue of mirrors. They are EVERYWHERE. I am one of those annoying girls who finds it necessary to check to see if my hair looks OK whenever I see a mirror. But then it works the other way as some mirrors make girls look bad, whereas others make a girl look pretty good. Not cool, dude.

And for my final point, I would like to talk about snooty bitches who judge you based on what shop you walk in to, and what outfit you buy. This annoys me immensely as I don't give a fuck about what other people think, but as soon as someone gives you that bitchy glare and looks you up and down, I want to hit them square between the eyes. Does this happen to any of you, or do I just have some bad temper issues? 

OK, I am going to stop this rant now as I could go on forever.

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Final city list for my world tour!

Hello there, buddies!

So if you are a regular reader you will be aware that I am planning on travelling the world with my trusty companions +James Martin (Blog God), +Ryan Steppel (Mr Milk), and +Vikki Lamb. We had an extremely long conversation the other day where we have finally managed to put together a final list of all the cities we will be visiting! So naturally, I thought I would share this with you guys! 

We have also decided to pitch our idea of travelling with a few companies who might be interested so that we can get both publicity for the company and more expertise on travelling! As you might have heard, the 2015-2016 budget cuts have been announced and the departments with the most cuts are the criminal justice system and the Ministry of Justice - which kinda screws me over as these are the industries I will be trying to work in and 2015 is the year I graduate from uni, so I am kinda stuck. So I am going to attempt to get a job. save for a few years and go travelling to make me more employable - and because I am an ultimate tourist!

Here is an awesome map I spent hours putting together with all our destinations on it:

Thank you to Google Maps for allowing me to do that!

As you can see, we are going to be extremely busy bee's.

We have come to the conclusion that we are going to take two years to travel this, including spending approximately 6 months in Australia as we want to travel the entirety of the country instead of just select cities like in the other countries.

We also came to the idea that we could drive through Europe. We would love to travel in one of those old VW Campers, but then had a bit of a reality check as we found out they are like £10 000 each.....bit over expensive for us really......so we are back to flying and trains and whatnot.

And we thought that as we have shared all this stuff with you guys already that we should document the entire thing on YouTube! We came up with a name for our channel: 730 Days In Transit! My travelling section of my blog will now be under that name and anything about our trip will be found on there. This includes updates between now and going, and when we are on the move!

Above is the banner for our channel! Go onto YouTube and search for 730DaysInTransit and hit the subscribe button! I can promise you our videos will be insane!

Now, here are a selection of the cities we will be travelling to. I can't include them all as there are hundreds and it would make the post very long and boring.

Paris (France)

Lapland (Finland)

Barcelona (Spain)

Rio de Janeiro (Brazil)

Easter Island (Chile)

Ifaty (Madagascar)

Serengeti (Africa)

Melbourne (Australia)

Queenstown (New Zealand)

Rotuma (Fiji)

Bangkok (Thailand)

Marina Bay Sands (Singapore)

Instabul (Turkey)

Mumbai (India)

Las Vegas (USA)

Arenal (Costa Rica)

Honolulu (Hawaii)

Moscow (Russia)

These are such a small selection of cities, and we have so many more!

Feel free to contact me if you actually want to know more on this, I am more than happy to answer any questions.

If you live in any of the cities above, or think it would be awesome for us to visit your hometown, then comment below!

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50 questions and answers about me

I found this floating around on Tumblr and thought that you guys may be ever so slightly interested in knowing loads of random shit all about me :) You probably aren't, but I am going to tell you anyway.

So here are 50 questions, and the answers to these questions! Some of these are really random......so enjoy learning loads of pointless shit :)


1. SEXUALITY
Straight

2. IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE ON THE PLANET, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
I would loooooove to meet Barack Obama. Don't ask me why, but he seems so awesome.

3. GRAB THE NEAREST BOOK TO YOU, GO TO PAGE 23 LINE 17...WHAT DOES IT SAY?
"under which is printed: Violet Russell, White Globe"

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE MOST?
Life after uni and what my plans are going to be.

5. WHAT DOES YOUR LAST TEXT SAY?
"I'm all good too hun. What you been up to? x"

6. DO YOU SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
Well in winter I tend to sleep wearing half of my pj's draw, but in summer I like to sleep in my underwear. Contain yourself, readers, it is not a pretty sight.

7. WHAT IS YOUR STRANGEST TALENT?
My weirdest talent is the talent to mess everything up.

8. FINISH THE SENTENCES: GIRLS.......... BOYS..........
Girls are so bitchy. Boys are ten times easier to get on with.

9. EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?
I haven't, not that I am aware of. If anyone ever has.....Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? 

10. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED THE AIR GUITAR?
This would have been when I was last at Oceana. Probably to the likes of a McFly or Queen song, just because I am that cool. Don't drink, kids, it makes you do the air guitar.

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY STRANGE PHOBIAS? 
I really, really, really do not like cows. I got chased by a bull when I was younger and ever since then I can't go near them.

12. EVER STUCK A FOREIGN OBJECT UP YOUR NOSE?
Not that I am aware of? Although I probably have at one point in my life.

13. WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION?
Alcoholism.

14. IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE, WHAT ARE YOU MOST LIKELY TO BE DOING?
Walking to the hoe in Plymouth ooorrr walking (stumbling) to a club.

15. DO YOU PREFER TO BE BEHIND THE CAMERA, OR IN FRONT OF IT?
I am a bit of a camera whore at times.....so in front of it.

16. FAVOURITE BAND?
You Me At Six.

17. WHAT WAS THE LAST LIE YOU TOLD?
"yeah I am on my way - just getting in the car now". This was a lie. I was putting my makeup on. 

18. DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA?
I believe karma is a bitch.

19. WHAT DOES YOUR URL MEAN?
That I am lovely but a little bit chubby.

20. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST STRENGTH AND WEAKNESS?
Strength - I can do anything if I have it written down.
Weakness - I get far too overly attached to things.

21. WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH?
Not really an A-List celebrity but a YouTube celebrity but I do love Jack Harries from JacksGap on Youtube. You can visit his channel on my "Pointless Information About Me" tab at the top of this page.

22. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING?
Oh, cheeky ;) I might have done.....

23. HOW DO YOU VENT YOUR ANGER?
I rant online.....

24. DO YOU HAVE A COLLECTION OF ANYTHING?
I collect postcards! I have over 230 of them so far. I get them from anywhere I go and just absolutely love them!

25. DO YOU PREFER TALKING ON THE PHONE OR VIDEO CHATTING ONLINE?
I spend most of my time with the people I would ring, but as I can constantly be found attached to my laptop I do like video chatting.

26. ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THE PERSON YOU'VE BECOME?
Since uni, yes. Uni has changed me for the better I think. Other people may disagree, but can't please everyone!

27. WHAT SOUND DO YOU HATE, AND WHAT SOUND DO YOU LOVE?
I hate hearing people eat with their mouths open. It really ruffles my feathers and I get so angry.
Sound I love is the sound of the sea. It is so calming and I always go for walks to the sea when I am stressed or upset.

28. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST "WHAT IF"?
I have a bad habit of thinking "what if I did this differently". I shouldn't, I know. But I cannot help it.

29. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS AND ALIENS?
Ghosts I do believe in after having a spooky experience when I was younger. I don't believe in aliens in the typical Hollywood portrayal, but I think there might be something out there.

30. STICK YOUR RIGHT ARM OUT - WHAT DO YOU TOUCH? SAME WITH LEFT ARM.
My curtains with my right, and my bag with my left.

31. SMELL THE AIR. WHAT DO YOU SMELL?
The candles I just lit.

32. WHAT IS THE WORST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN TO?
I went to this really groggy campsite once back in the times I was forced to go camping. It put me off it for life and now I really hate it. There was crap everywhere and the toilets were like something out of a horror film. To make matters worse there were cockroaches everywhere.

33. EAST COAST OR WEST COAST?
I haven't been to either.....can south coast be an option? I love Florida.

34. MOST ATTRACTIVE SINGER OF THE OTHER GENDER?
Dougie Poynter from McFly.

35. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
To have fun until the day you breathe your last breath. Never pass up on an opportunity because one day you might regret it.

36. DEFINE ART.
Anything better than what I do.

37. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LUCK?
I am not sure. This is me being skeptical because I just never get any luck.

38. WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE?
Sunny but windy. It has been raining all day though.

39. WHAT IS THE TIME?
6.52 - only 10 minutes until Dan and Phil's radio show!

40. DO YOU DRIVE? IF YOU DO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED?
I do drive, and I have never crashed.

41. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ?
P J Tracey - Play To Kill.

42. DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF PETROL?
I actually do.

43. DO YOU HAVE ANY NICKNAMES?
My dad calls me Dannul. I don't know why. 

44. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?
I watched The Amazing Spiderman for the 49304039504th time last night. 

45. WHAT IS THE WORST INJURY YOU HAVE EVER GOT?
I fell down the stairs, lost 10% of my body's blood, cut down to the bone, severed nerves, was denied stitches and now have really badly scarred legs. 

46. HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A BUTTERFLY?
I run in completely the opposite direction to any butterfly, so no.

47. DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS?
YouTube.

48. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Well duh, how do you think they made the Harry Potter movies?

49. HAS ANYONE SEEN YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR IN THE LAST 3 MONTHS?
They have, poor them.

50. IS THERE ONE PERSON WHO CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOU SMILE?
There are several: Vikki, James, Josh, Milky, Megan, Becky, the rest of the gang haha.



Well I hope you have enjoyed learning 50 more random facts about me.....Not that they were interesting. 

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I have unrealistic expectations of life

Hello there, buddies!

Okey dokey, today I want to talk about life expectations. I don't know about you, but my expectations from my life are so unrealistic, but I keep thinking they will come true! This is going to be a full on rant cause I haven't planned this whatsoever.....so bear with me!

I dunno about you, but I had this little life plan formulated in my head. Recent events have essentially meant that said life plan has just gone completely down the drain. I am a lost cause.

Theeeeeeen, I decided I would just concentrate on university and getting the best grades that I can - also unrealistic considering I like to drink and go out.....Typical student to be honest.

It is more my life plans after university are unrealistic really. After uni I am going to Florida with my little gang of buddies for two weeks. The money side of this is extremely unrealistic given that I am looking at £2000....but this is happening 'cause it is Disney. You can check up on this in 2 years though.

My plans after uni are just ridiculous. I am hopefully looking at moving to London with some of my uni friends. I know what you are thinking - these are already unrealistic because London is stupidly expensive to live in. I know this already! Having said that, there will be like 4 of us so maybe it will be cheaper? Any good looking YouTuber's living in London? Well heeeeeeey :)

Then I wanna move to New York or somewhere similar after this which is already unrealistic.

In an ideal world I would love to travel the world with a bunch of friends, just seeing the sights and getting some awesome opportunities under my belt because for some reason that is just the sort of person I am. You can already see a trend forming here....essentially I need to win the lottery.....I don't even play the lottery....

I also want to get the job of my dreams! I would love to work in youth justice, and I sort of have these opportunities at hand which is helpful for me. So maybe this one can come true :)

I'd love to get my blog noticed too cause I love to write, but this is so far-fetched as million of people blog now. Oh well :)

Now is when I turn in to a romantic typical girl with the whole I want to get married and have kids thing. Now for anyone who knows me, this is just not going to happen. I have my standards set so high I wish anyone luck fulfilling them. Unless your name is Jack Harries (YouTuber for all those who don't know) cause he is like my perfect man. There is another unrealistic thing cause that is never ever going to happen. Sad Danielle. :(

I have no idea if anyone else can even relate to that really because I just went full on rant there. 

I know a lot of people have expectations from their lives, but to do all mine I need to become famous and win the lottery. Which won't happen.

So comment below your unrealistic expectations so that I don't feel as much as a loser.

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Things you shouldn't do on a night out

Hello there, buddies!

Ok today I am going to talk about things that you should just completely avoid doing when you go out. We are talking like 'out out here, not just 'out'. That will make sense to come people....if you understand that then high five!!

So I have managed to compile a list of about 12 things you should just not do. If you do these.....you need help. Having said that, a few of these are talking from experience.


This one is talking from experience because it happens to be every single time. Don't play ring of fire if you know everyone has previously made a pact to get you absolutely hammered. There have been several nights out that I don't remember thanks to certain people (Vikki) making a pact with everyone else to get me extremely drunk. If you know your friends are going to do this then you are absolutely screwed :) There is literally nothing you can do but enjoy getting drunk.

The second thing is don't text people. Full stop. Not going to lie, this should be common sense, but when you've chucked a few vodka's down your throat you tend to have wavering common sense, so I'll let you off. Having said this, a simple "where are you" is ok, but it does tend to come out as "ekdjfn dkk skjkdjfd" even as an iPhone user mine still end up like this, and I have auto correct! Life can get awkward with drunken texts. If you take one thing from this...no drunk ex texts. Ever. In fact, just don't take your phone out.

Don't wear 3D glasses in a club full of normal people. Ever. You'll just get weird stares. Yes, I did this. Don't ask.

Do not, under any circumstances, take the standard "I am drunk and I don't give a shit about what I look like" picture. Because you will care when you get tagged in very unflattering pictures om Facebook the next morning. Believe me.

Don't go for a walk in the rain. It's cold, and it's wet. And you will get ill.

No duck faces. Ever. Even if you are doing them ironically (Vikki). Unless you are a duck, then that shit is ok.

Don't go out in underwear. You know what I am talking about here. If you don't, you live in a normal place. Congrats.

Never ever pretend you are drunk. You ain't fooling anyone, dude. Even all your drunk friends know you are faking. You just look daft and it is annoying. So don't. Have a few shots.

Don't be an absolute dickhead at the bar because I will plough you out the way. If you don't know what sort of person I am talking about then you are this person. I am short, but hell I will move you out the way if you are being an asshole. Just let me through if you aren't getting a drink, you are just creating clutter. Thanks.

The use of shitty cheesy chat up lines is still a definite no no. You aren't going to get laid that way, buddy.

Do not think you can dance. Alcohol can dance. You cannot.

Under no circumstances EVER should you OFFER to be the designated driver. Ever. Are you an idiot?!

Okies, so that was my 12 (I think) things that you should just completely avoid doing when you go out. This applies mainly to clubbing, but a few apply to pub nights out, or cocktail nights out, etc. So please take my advice; I have your best interests at heart!

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Disney movie lies

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Ok now I am going to be talking about the fact that Disney movies lie. This is coming from a big Disney fan, so this is the real deal!

There are certain aspects of Disney movies which just really don't show real life! They're like those expectations vs reality things. They make people - including  myself - have ridiculously high expectations of life, or teach them some things that really make me cringe a little!


Ok well first of all films like High School Musical make it seem like it's not a cool thing to sing.....what the hell?! I wish I could sing, so how people can think it is uncool I literally do not understand. Stupid 'jocks' and their basketball addictions. But literally everyone in the team can sing.....I literally do not understand. I bet at night they all stood in front of their mirrors with a hairbrush microphone and sang their little hearts out. Don't pretend like you have never done this....

Films such as Sword in the Stone give the idea that weak people always win. I am not being funny, but does this always happen in real life? No. I wish it did, but it really doesn't to be honest. If it was true I would have won way more things than I have. And I'm not talking about arm wrestles here, I am on about real shit. It just doesn't happen. Sorry.

A lot of Disney movies lie really badly about love. The main one I think is Cinderella. I mean, it goes on about how she falls in love with the prince, love at first sight, bla bla bla. But he doesn't even recognise her when it comes to the glass slipper fittings. I mean what sort of prince does that?! Although I do think love at first sight is absolute bullshit, but Disney reaaaaally lays it on thick here. To be brutally honest, the whole portrayal of love in Cinderella is so twisted and weird if you think about it. I'l let your minds wander on that one....

The Little Mermaid says that you need to change to make a man fall in love with you! Girls, you should NEVER change just for a guy. Like never. It also says that it is perfectly acceptable for you to run away from home and make a deal to essentially sell yourself to a weird stranger in exchange for something you want. I am sorry, but no. Just no. 

The Hunchback of Notre Dame says that nice guys always finish last. Not being funny, but I would pick a nice guy over an asshole any day.....Although a load of films and TV shows give this idea (and a load of teenage girls would rather pick the hot dickhead, rather than the average looking nice guy) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!

Many of the Disney princess films suggest that you can talk to animals, and I think Snow White is the worst for it - AND SHE USES THEM AS SLAVES! What is that?! Have you ever tried talking to an animal? I tried asking my dog to clean my car earlier....nothing. 

On a serious note, Robin Hood teaches people that it is OK to steal if you are going to give it to someone poor. What? When is it ever OK to steal? Pretty sure that is theft! That is illegal! Please kids, don't steal.

Pocahontas teaches kids that it is OK to marry a man who is considerably older than you. She is meant to be around 12 years old, whereas John Smith is mean to be about 30.....WHAT THE HELL?! That is just incredibly wrong. And illegal.

The Princess Diaries says that you have to be pretty to be popular. I am sorry but I really have a problem with this. You should not judge a book by its cover! As soon as Mia is 'normal' looking and they know she is a princess every bloody person wants to be her friend. Pretty sure she is exactly the same person as she was before? 

Beauty and the Beast basically has two lies in it. It basically says that bestiality is fine.....NO. It also says that you should make yourself fall in love with a guy who bosses you around and locks you up. Since when is that ever ok? Like never.....such lies, Disney.

Mary Poppins says that you can jump into chalk drawings on pavements and end up in this awesome cartoon land with penguins wearing jackets who serve you drinks. The only time that I have ever successfully managed to do this involved a considerable amount of alcohol in my system. Have you ever tried to do this? You just jump.....and you are just on top of a now smudged drawing. Ultimate let down. I wanted penguins to serve me drinks. Sad face.

Sleeping Beauty says that it is alright for a man to come in to your room when you are asleep and kiss you. And she wakes up smiling. If someone did this to me they would end up with a very nice black eye. Is this not creepy?! Do you not think so?!

The Fox and the Hound suggests that being different to someone else is bad and that it shouldn't be allowed. I find this really frustrating 'cause everyone is different - no two people are the same! Even twins are different. Why should someone be punished for being different?!

Alice in Wonderland is saying that it is alright for someone to eat something that is clearly not right and end up as high as a kite. If you really want to read in to this really deeply, it's a drugs promo! She is completely off her head for the entirety of the film! Tut tut, Disney. Shame on you!

Bedknobs and Broomsticks says you can sing underwater. Ok, lets be logical here. Humans cannot breathe underwater.......fail logic, Disney. 

Aladdin says that it is OK to defy your parents and run away. When is that ever OK?! 

Ok, I am gonna do some generalising of Disney films now, so prepare your brains. Maybe go get a cup of tea or something 'cause this has been a long article. Maybe a biscuit too. Can you make me one? 

Disney princesses have given me seriously unrealistic expectations of my hair. Every Disney princess has this immaculate hair with never one little strand out of place. They also all seem to have amazingly thick hair. Look at Jasmine.....that is hair extensions, it has to be. And Rapunzel, where are all your split ends?! My hair would never look that good even if I photoshopped it on. Seriously, get real, Disney. No hair ever looks that perfect.

Another thing with the princesses is that they basically sing their way through life. Would it not look unbelievably weird if you saw someone walking down the street just singing away to themselves...or maybe some animals. I would think that person should be in some kind of institute! It would also be incredibly annoying.....Gah, makes me annoyed just thinking about it!

Have you ever noticed that 99% of all Disney films end in this perfect happy ending? Say what?! How can this be real? Nothing ever ends that perfect. If it does, someone send some of that shit my way!

What about the Disney villains? Lets take a look at them. They are either all old (Evil Stepmothers from Snow White and Cinderella, Mother Gothel, Jafar, Yzma) or incredibly unattractive (Cruella De Vil, Maleficent, Captain Hook, Frollo). Is this not a teeny tiny bit stereotypical? If I took these movies by literal sense I should be 100% shit scared of my grandparents......I'm not. Stereotypes irritate me. 

Aaaaand lastly all Disney films suggest that the ultimate goal in life is to marry some hot guy. Look at Cinderella and Snow White, most of their songs are like "some day my prince will come". Your ultimate goal should be to move out and get a really good job! Leading on from this, they all present this Prince Charming figure who they all fall hopelessly in love with straight away. Well, I shit you not, this has still not happened to me, so I am calling bullshit on this one! 


Well guys, if you have stuck around for this long to get this far down, I love you. If you have fallen asleep at your keyboards because I bored you to sleep then WAKE UP, IT IS MORNING. Just kidding, it's 11pm, go back to sleep.

Thank you for reading, don't forget to subscribe and follow me on my Twitter @LovelyChubly, and I will speak to you all tomorrow!

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10 points for Gryffindor!

Hello there, buddies!

I know, I know, I didn't post yesterday. Don't worry, you will be getting two posts today to make up for it! Don't hate me *hugs*.

Ok, well today I want to talk about how unbelievably cool me and my friends are. If you aren't fluent in sarcasm you won't have noticed the fact that that sentence was about 90% sarcasm. Obviously sarcasm doesn't transfer well over the internet.....yup I sounds like an absolute plonker....

Ok here are a few things about Vikki and I. We are both hopelessly obsessed with Harry Potter (I know, typical English thing, sorry 'bout that), we both spend 99.9% of our time on either YouTube, Twitter or Facebook, and we are very weird.

So there we were having a normal conversation about our failed lives when we started talking about our back up plans.

For the record, our original plans involve several YouTubers who don't even know we exist, so we can all see that it had already failed from step one :(

Our backup plans also involve two other YouTubers who don't know we exist......I am going to die alone. Volunteers needed....

As normal, our conversation turned in to a slight quiz show. With a difference.

I promised Vikki that if she got the question right she could have 10 points for Gryffindor. This is 'cause she is a Gryffindor and I am a Slytherin. Look! People from rival houses get on - holy shit!

Coincidentally she got the question right which lead to Gryffindor winning the House Cup *sob sob*

Holy shit....we are SO WEIRD. 

To be perfectly honest there is absolutely no point to this story and I don't even know why I am telling you all, but hey ho.

I could say there is a moral of this story....like, rivals CAN get along! But I only thought I should share this loser story anyway. 

Here is a picture to prove this awful story.....

Yes we were talking about Marcus Butler......If you don't know who this is, then search "MarcusButlerTV" on YouTube and watch some of his videos! Click on subscribe whilst you're over there too :)

Follow Vikki on Twitter: @VikkiAnnaMaria 

Mine is: @LovelyChubly

Hope you enjoyed this unbelievably pointless post.....my next one will be better, I promise.

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Okies, that'll do for now, donkey (like my new saying? Vikki used it once so I stole it!). 

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My first post - Introducing me!

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Slightly over-exaggerated font usage there.....

Well hi :) this is my first post, ta-dah!

Yeah it won't say much right now....there is a massive rant coming on but I thought an introduction would be handy first otherwise you might think you are just reading something ever so slightly useless (which is true).

Click on the "Useless Information About Me" page. It does what it says on the tin....read some crappy ramble about me and the weird random facts about me.

Theeeeen, click on the "Follow Me!" tab to follow me on almost every social network site I have set up to my name. You can stalk me....and then still laugh repeatedly at the trouble I get myself in pretty much every day.



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